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From Dusk Till Dawn

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Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

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Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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Seth: If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

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Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name

will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
[shoots the rope holding the wooden chandelier, which impales her]

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[Richard day-dreaming]
Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
Richie: Uhh... sure.

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From Dusk Till Dawn

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From Dusk Till Dawn

[last lines]
Kate: Seth. Want some company?
Seth: Kate, do you know where I'm going? Do you know what El Ray is?
Kate: [shaking her head] No.
Seth: [getting in his car] Go home, Kate. I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.

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Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He's my son.
Seth: Yeah, how's that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth: Oh, ooh, well excuse me all to hell.

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From Dusk Till Dawn

Sex Machine: He's not your brother anymore.
Seth: Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a fuck about yours.

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Jacob: Does anybody know what's going on here?
Seth: I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and

what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?
Kate: Yes.

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Seth: Everybody be cool.
[to Pete]
Seth: YOU - be cool.

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Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

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From Dusk Till Dawn

Seth: Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?
Carlos: One place's just as good as another.

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Sex Machine: [marking the sudden change in the movie's direction]
Sex Machine: What the FUCK?

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Sex Machine: What's your name, girlie?
Kate: Kate. What's yours?
Sex Machine: Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate.

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Seth Gecko: We need to have a talk. What's your name?
Hostage Gloria: Gloria.
Seth Gecko: Hello, Gloria, I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie. Let's cut to the chase. I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. Do you want to live through this?
Hostage Gloria: Yes.

Seth Gecko: Good. Rule #1: No noise. No questions. If you make a noise,
[He pulls out his gun]
Seth Gecko: Mister .44 makes a noise. If you ask a question, Mister .44 answers it. Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1?
Hostage Gloria: Yes.
Seth Gecko: Rule #2: You do what we say when we

say it. If you don't, see Rule #1. Rule #3: Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,
[He puts his gun to her head, she closes her eyes]
Seth Gecko: because I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Open your eyes.
[She does]
Seth Gecko: Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules, and you don't fuck with

us, and you'll get out of this alive. I give you my word. Okay?
[She nods]

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From Dusk Till Dawn

Seth: All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.

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Richie: He's in the bathroom. Why don't I just go in there, shoot him in the back of the head, and we can get the fuck out of here.
Pete Bottoms: Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I'm acting natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.

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Seth: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
Jacob: I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.