55 Freaky Friday Quotes (2026) #2

Freaky Friday

Tess (in Anna's body): Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.
Grandpa: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?
Harry: [mocking Grandpa] Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.

Freaky Friday

Anna (in Tess's body): It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
Anna (in Tess's body): Fun-sucker.

Freaky Friday

Anna (in Tess's body): So, let's do this thingy.
Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, whatever.

#body

Freaky Friday

Mr. Bates: [to a student] Mr. Waters, describe the character of Hamlet.
Mr. Waters: Hamlet. He's, uh... he's one of the big characters. I mean, he's Hamlet. He's just... bopping around... doesn't know which way's up. I don't think the guy's got a clue.
Mr. Bates: You mean to say that he is a man...
Mr. Waters:

Yeah.
Mr. Bates: Who couldn't make up his... mind.
Mr. Waters: ...mind. Exactly.
Mr. Bates: Good. B.

Freaky Friday

Anna: You're ruining my life!

Freaky Friday

Anna (in Tess's body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?

Freaky Friday

[Grandpa seeing Harry's underwear that was put over his head, thanks to Anna]
Grandpa: What is this, one of them thongs? I don't want to know.

Freaky Friday

Tess (in Anna's body): Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you ?
Mr. Bates: I think that would be fairly pointless, but go ahead.
Tess (in Anna's body): By what stretch of the imagination... I mean, like, how could I, like, get an "F"? What mistakes did I make ?
Mr. Bates: Grading is subjective.

Tess (in Anna's body): That was a college-level analysis.
Mr. Bates: And you're qualified to make that assessment ?
Tess (in Anna's body): I most certainly am.
Mr. Bates: Well in the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done".
Tess (in Anna's body): That's "Macbeth" you know-nothing twit.

Bates. Elton Bates. Griffith High School.
Mr. Bates: How do you know that ?
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, you asked me, I mean, my mom to the prom, but she turned you down.
Mr. Bates: This is not an appropriate subject.
Tess (in Anna's body): You're taking it out on her daughter, aren't you ?

Mr. Bates: I don't know what you're talking about.
Tess (in Anna's body): It was a high school dance. You've got to let it go and move on, man. And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear about your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student.
Tess (in Anna's body): [Anna is about to leave the classroom and

turns] Oh, and by the way, Elton, she had a boyfriend, and you were weird.

Freaky Friday

Tess: [Anna's bedroom door was just removed] Privacy is a privilege, Anna.

Freaky Friday

Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?

Freaky Friday

Harry: Get a room!

Freaky Friday

Anna (in Tess's body): I can't marry Ryan. Eww.

Freaky Friday

[first lines]
Tess: Honey, wake up.
Anna: No.
Tess: Anna. Greet the day.

Freaky Friday

Jake: You know, it's just... Yesterday was freaky, and I mean, I see your mom... And I like her. I mean, not "like her" like her, but, you know, I mean... Like her as your mom. Listen, do you think we could just rewind this whole thing and start again?
Anna: [smiles] I'd like that.

Freaky Friday

[after dropping "Anna" off at school]
Ryan: Okay, where are we going next? Harry's school?
Anna (in Tess's body): [smirking at Harry] Oh, he can walk from here.
Harry: It's twenty blocks!
Anna (in Tess's body): Fresh air will do you good.
Harry: But what about bullies?

Anna (in Tess's body): Run fast.

Freaky Friday

Grandpa: [about Anna] Stop groveling, man. Let her come to YOU.
Ryan: She'd come with a hatchet.

Freaky Friday

Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!

Freaky Friday

Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
Anna (in Tess's body): Hello, it was a Ducati!

Freaky Friday

Anna (in Tess's body): So you're in my body, and I'm in your body. Why don't we, like...
Tess (in Anna's body): Yes, yes, I see what you're saying. A jolt! Okay, you go over there, and I go over here. Okay, when I say go. Ready? Go!
[they both run at and crash into each other and fall to the ground while Harry walks into the room]