Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones

Sex is a two-way treat.