The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Finley Peter Dunne
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Finley Peter Dunne
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Finley Peter Dunne
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
There are no friends at cards or world politics.