Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: [to Dr. Gonzo] PLEASE! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Quick, like a bunny.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner

of time in the world. Whatever it meant.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: [narrating] Ignore this terrible drug. Yeah. Pretend it's not happening.
Raoul Duke: Yeah. HI THERE! My name... is, uh, Raoul Duke. I'm on the list. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. I have my attorneyyyyyyy... with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! Yes, must have that suite. What's the

score here? What's next?
Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you...
Raoul Duke: [seeing her morph into an eel] DAH! No! We haven't done anything yet!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Clerk at Mint Hotel: Mr. Duke! Mr. Duke!
Raoul Duke: Oh fuck.
Clerk at Mint Hotel: We've been looking for you.
Raoul Duke: [Narrating] The game was up. They had me.
Raoul Duke: Many fine books have been written in prison.
Clerk at Mint Hotel: Sir?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[last lines]
Raoul Duke: What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole lifestyle that he helped create. A generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture: the desperate assumption that somebody, or at least some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel. There was

only one road back to L.A. - U.S. Interstate 15. Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo. Then onto the Hollywood Freeway, and straight on into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Wine Colored Tuxedo: I said there are no seats left sir, at any price.
Dr. Gonzo: Fuck seats! We're friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Dr. Gonzo: Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. All I'm trying to sell you is some pure fucking smack! This is the real stuff! You won't get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! Pbbbbbbb... I wanna sell you some pure fucking smack... pure... fuck...
Man in Car: Goddammit you bastards! Pull over! I'll kill

you I'll kill you! Pull over, come on!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Of course, I could hear what the clerk was really saying.
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Listen, you fuzzy little shithead! I've been fucked around in my time by a fairly good cross-section of mean-tempered, rule-crazy cops, and now it's my turn. So fuck you, Officer. I'm in charge.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: [commenting on the song "One Toke Over the Line" playing on the radio] One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: You scurvy shiester bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism man! Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: [passing the real Hunter S. Thompson as an extra at the Jefferson Airplane party] There I was... Mother of God, there I am!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. All these horrible realities began to dawn on me. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation? Stay calm. Stay calm.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Dr. Gonzo: We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.
Raoul Duke: Jesus Christ, we will, man. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: [driving the white Caddy] Now this was a superior machine. Ten grand worth of gimmicks and high-priced special effects. The rear windows lit up with a touch like frogs in a dynamite pond. The dashboard was full of esoteric lights and dials and meters that I would never understand.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: La llama es un quadrupedo!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal.
Raoul Duke: [waving a flyswatter behind Gonzo's head] Pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker!
Dr. Gonzo: [oblivious] Are you ready for that?

Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so.