Satan: How do you expect to defeat me when you are but a man, and I am forever?
The Man: Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.
Jericho Cane: Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
The Man: You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.
The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey, I like the shirt.
Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] Screw you, man!
[Skates into the road]
The Man: [Whispers] Hey, kid.
[the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]
The Man: Nice shirt.
Jericho Cane: [somewhat surprised] You're bleeding.
Bobby Chicago: Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!
Jericho Cane: I just needed to find out!
Bobby Chicago: You found out, okay?
Jericho Cane: Stop being such a pussy!
Bobby Chicago: Pussy? Come on!
Jericho Cane: It's just a scratch.
Jericho Cane: [reading one of the Revelations] "I have seen the earth laid to waste. I have seen the horror to come. Is it a sin to wish you were never born? The thousand years have ended. 20: 7"
Bobby Chicago: It ends in a football score. That's nice.
Father Kovak: He was doing God's work.
Jericho Cane: So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?