Esmerelda: He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him! Trample down the perversion of nature!
Peg Boggs: Edward, this is our daughter Kim. Kim, this is Edward, who's gonna live with us.
Kim: Hi.
Peg Boggs: [talking on phone] Well, of course, we'll still have our Christmas party. Why wouldn't we?
[talking on other end]
Peg Boggs: Well, you may think that, but you're wrong.
Joyce: [to Edward] Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.
Joyce: [to Edward] Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this! Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine?
Peg Boggs: Good morning Joyce. Avon calling.
Joyce: Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?
Peg Boggs: Hello? Hello? Hello? Avon calling. Oh, my. Hello? Hello? I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative. Hello? I... I'm sorry to barge in like this, but you don't have any reason to be afraid. Ooh! This is some huge house, isn't it? Thank goodness for those aerobics... classes. Hello? Hello?
George: Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!
Officer Allen: We're looking for the man with the hands.
Bill: Well I'll be darned.
Neighbors: Hi.
Joyce: You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs.
Host-TV: [to Edward] How about it, Edward? Is there some special lady in your life?
[first lines]
Kim: Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.
Granddaughter: Why is it snowing, Grandma? Where does it come from?
Kim: Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart...
Jim: Hey! Now you've done it.
Kim: It's just a scratch, Jim, really. It's okay.
Jim: Stay back! Touch her again and I'll kill you.
Kim: No, it's no big deal. It's just a scratch.
Jim: Call a doctor. He skewered Kim.
Tinka: [on the phone] Joyce, I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg. I didn't get a good look at him. He looked kinda pale.Okay. I'll be right there. Don't do anything without me. Okay, bye.
Joyce: [on the phone] Yes, I'll be right there.
Peg Boggs: Darn this stuff!
Joyce: All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.
Helen: [on the phone] Hello?
Marge: [on the phone] Hi. Yeah, it's Marge. Listen, I was standing outside talking to Carol, and Peg drove by. And she had somebody with her in the car.
Helen: [on the phone] Did you get a good look at it?
