David Jason
David Jason

I don't watch 'The X Factor' any more. Why do I want to see someone say the same old thing - it's all they've ever dreamed about - then lose and burst into tears and go into neurosis? They just want to be famous - it doesn't matter how.

David Jason
David Jason

While I've got my health and fitness, I'm available... except for panto, of course. Too bloody much like hard work.

David Jason
David Jason

When you're young, for God's sake, get out and try everything in terms of a career. Or go abroad, meet people.

David Jason
David Jason

I always say it is not the arrival; it is the journey.

David Jason
David Jason

What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing up as women as a lark, but 'EastEnders' seems blind to the fact that they enjoy a laugh. There should be a cheery chappy on there.

David Jason
David Jason

I'm happier being out of the limelight, at home with the family.

David Jason
David Jason

I hadn't been to drama school. I hadn't been to university and acted there. I had no qualifications behind me.

David Jason
David Jason

I always wanted to fly. When I was in theatre, I used to go up on Dunstable Downs on my day off to watch the gliders, to get away from it all.

David Jason
David Jason

I'm a twin, but only I emerged live from the womb. The fact that I was originally one half of a duo gave rise to a theory, much propounded in newspaper profiles, that my life has been one desperate effort to compensate for that stillborn brother.

David Jason
David Jason

My father, Arthur, was a fishmonger, first at Billingsgate market and later in Camden Town and Golders Green.

David Jason
David Jason

Despite offers, I have never felt the urge to try to make it in Hollywood.

David Jason
David Jason

All my work's been disguise, really: hiding behind the character.

David Jason
David Jason

How do I feel about being called a national treasure? I think it's marvellous if that's people's opinion. But I'd rather have the money than the label.

David Jason
David Jason

We get the impression through film and TV that Americans are violent gangsters with guns or upper-middle-class people in romcoms. I really liked the people. They were really warm. They could have been Brits. I mean that in the nicest possible way.

David Jason
David Jason

There are certain values that, in my opinion, television has lost - various moral lines. How far you go in, say, revealing what people get up to on reality TV, and also graphic violence and swearing - the taboo of various swear-words is no longer there. It's worrying.

David Jason
David Jason

I've met a lot of military men in my time. After they retire, they are still extremely game. They dress perfectly and have impeccable manners. They always end up as secretaries of golf clubs. I have great admiration for them.

David Jason
David Jason

Don't get me started on BBC salaries. We were never the big league. Situation comedy has always been the poor relation in the television entertainment business.

David Jason
David Jason

Journalists are out to trap me with my underwear showing.

David Jason
David Jason

While I'm hale and hearty, I've no thought in my mind to retire.

David Jason
David Jason

The ups and downs are part of what has made you.