I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.
I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.
I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.
I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
