Phil Foster: You put *your* junk in reverse!
Holbrooke: [about Natanya] I met her in Tel Aviv, doing some consulting for the Mossad. She is a sweet girl.
Phil Foster: She seems really sweet. That was very nice of her to ask us to have sex.
Brad Sullivan: I thought everything was fine, really. But you know what? We are stuck in these roles together and we can't break out of them, you know? It's like that Asian dude in "Sixteen Candles", Long Dik Dog.
Phil Foster: Long Duk Dong.
Brad Sullivan: Long Duk Dong. That dude!
Detective Arroyo: Mr. Miletto, Mr. District Attorney, you two are under arrest for conspiracy, obstruction of justice, racketeering,
[to Crenshaw]
Detective Arroyo: I'm pretty sure prostitution, and a few other goodies I'll find on this.
Detective Arroyo: [to the cops] Get them out of here!
[last lines]
Phil Foster: I'd do it again you know?
Claire Foster: What, tonight? No, it was very dangerous.
Phil Foster: No, not tonight. Us. You, me, the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.
Haley Sullivan: And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time, 'cause I can!
Claire Foster: Three guys at once? That's a nightmare. That is literally a recurring stress dream that I have. I can only think of jobs for two. Oh, no, I got it.
Haley Sullivan: Yeah, there's that one.