Chev Chelios: [after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] How'd you like that one, tough guy? How fricking awesome was that, huh?
Chev Chelios: [hears Orlando's voice from Asian man in elevator] Orlando?
Orlando: You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?
Chev Chelios: I'm the Terminator.
Kaylo: [when kicking Verona's brother] Puta.
Doc Miles: [looking at a receipt] Chocolate, what's this fuckin' receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Chocolate: Snacks.
Chev Chelios: [during a fight with several Black gang members] Who wants white meat? Huh? Who wants it?
Eve: Oh, you are so big!
Eve: Take me now, in front of all these people!
Chev Chelios: [talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona] I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
[pauses]
Chev Chelios: It may actually be the last thing I do.
Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.
Chev Chelios: [calmly] Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?
Doc Miles: [to Chev] If you stop, you die!
Chev Chelios: I wonder how many steaks I could make out of you?
Eve: You're so stressed out. Do you want some pot?
Chev Chelios: Yeah. No!
Chev Chelios: [to Eve who is giving him a blow job while driving and being shot at] Stay down!
TV Reporter: Again, this footage is live and uncensored, so if you have any small children, you may want to have them leave the room.
Verona: Hey CHELIOS! You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! yea? Yeah thats RIGHT! I know about HER! And then...
[interrupted]
Chev Chelios: [Sarcastically] Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!
[He's driving recklessly while she abruptly stops performing fellatio on him]
Chev Chelios: Hey, you can't stop! I'm not finished!
Eve: And have you fall asleep? No way!
Verona: Chelios! How we doing, baby? And you never call me no more.
[after a very short pause]
Verona: Come on, what is that? Where's the love?
