Alice: Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.
Larry: Alice, tell me something true.
Alice: Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do.
Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one.
Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: Don't eat children either.
Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.
Alice: No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?
Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven.
Alice: I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.
Alice: I'm not a whore.
Larry: I wouldn't pay.
[first lines]
Alice: Hello, stranger.
Dan: And you left him, just like that?
Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
Dan: Supposing you do still love them?
Alice: You don't leave.
Dan: You've never left someone you still love?
Alice: Nope.
Dan: You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.
Larry: Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go fuck yourself! You writer! You liar!
Dan: I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?
Alice: I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over.
Anna: Why is the sex so important?
Larry: Because I'm a fucking caveman!
Anna: I'm sorry you're...
Larry: Don't say it! Don't you fucking say you're too good for me. I am, but don't say it.
Dan: What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.
