When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.
Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.
The monarchy is foremost a business, and it's important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless 'royal' family. I find it very sad.
I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.
Peru, Peru. My heart's lighthouse.
Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.
I don't want to get too involved in marketing budgets, online promotions and download set-ups because it would be a bit like Gertrude Stein mapping out a TV campaign. I want to sing. I want visibility. I am essentially Al Martino, not Seymour Stein.
I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.
Whether it be Beyonce or Justin Bieber, we see singers who have absolutely nothing to offer anyone as they walk off stage clutching three Grammys in each hand.
Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death.
All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.
Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.
No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.
Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.
Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.
Reggae is vile.
Lady Gaga said to me, 'You showed me how it's done.' I have no idea what she meant by 'it.'
I've only been to Ireland once, and I felt I would wake up with voices in my head, almost like music, and that if I were a songwriter, I would be very inspired.
