Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain.

Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.