Jay: [about Holden] Yo... look at this morose motherfucker here! Smells like someone shit in his cereal. Bonnnggggggg!
Holden: Man, what took you guys so long? Where were you at the mall again?
Jay: Bitch don't even start, alright. We stopped that shit years ago. Toss the salad.
Jay: You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money."
Holden: Thanks, guys. Just what I needed. Advice from the 'hood.
Banky Edwards: Now *that*, my friend, is a shared moment.
Alyssa: Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?
Cashier: You wanna haggle over the price of your French Dip?
Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky Edwards: Faggot?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy.
[kisses Banky]
[while autographing a comic for a young fan, Hooper points at Holden]
Hooper: See that man right there? He the Devil, understand? Never take your eye off the man.
Hooper: Men need to believe that they're Marco Fucking Polo when it comes to sex.
Hooper: Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time. He the king of queen Archie's world.
Holden: Okay, I've had my finger up my ass. I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
Banky Edwards: Holden!
Holden: What?
Banky Edwards: Let's go!
Holden: You see that dent in the hood of your car?
Banky Edwards: [looks outside] Son of a bitch!
Alyssa: Since most of these people are rooting for the home team, I'm gonna cheer for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee for ya in the morning before they go!
Banky Edwards: How should I sign this?
Little Kid: I don't want you to sign it, man. I want the guy that draws Bluntman and Chronic to sign it.
[snatches the comic away]
Little Kid: You're just a tracer.
Collector: Tell him, little shaver.
Alyssa: [about Holden's new comic, "Chasing Amy"] Looks like a very personal story.
Holden: I finally had something personal to say.
Banky Edwards: [showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer and he finally did some of his own mounting.
Holden: [after Banky just got into a fight with a fan for calling him a "tracer."] Can I explain the audience principle to you? If you insult and accost them, then we have no audience!
Banky Edwards: [shouting] He started it! Fucking cock-knocker! He's lucky I didn't put my pen through his thorax!
Hooper: I think it's more like Banky's having a real problem with all things not hetero right about now.
Hooper: [waves a dollar at Banky] Here.
Banky Edwards: What?
Hooper: I want you to go down to the corner store, and buy yourself a clue.
