You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for... reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
