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Mater: When I say go, we go. But don't let Frank catch yeh. Go!
[speeds off]

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Dusty Rust-eze: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Rusty Rust-eze: I mean, we might even clear enough to buy you some headlights!
Dusty Rust-eze: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Rusty Rust-eze: That's what I'm tellin' ya - it's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen:

[bored] Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Dusty Rust-eze: Well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

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Marco: Hey! No admittance without a garage pass!
Fred: Oh, it's OK! Lightning McQueen knows me!
Mario Andretti: [approaching] Hey, Marco! Lovely day for a race, isn't it?
Marco: Absolutely, Mr. Andretti!
Mario Andretti: And good morning to you, uh...
[glances at Fred's license plate]
Mario

Andretti: Fred.
Fred: AHH! Mario Andretti knows my name! You have to let me in now!
Marco: Sorry, buddy.

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Mack: What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?

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[Red is in the way of Lizzie's view of Lightning McQueen]
Lizzie: Red, will you move over? I want to get a look at that sexy hotrod.

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Lightning McQueen: Mack, thanks for being my pit crew today.
Mack: Ah, don't worry about it, kid. It's the least I could do. After all, gas can is my middle name.
Lightning McQueen: It is?
Mack: Eh, not really.

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Mater: Tractors is so dumb.

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Boost: Hey, yo, DJ!
DJ: What up?
Boost: We've got ourselves a nodder.

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Lightning McQueen: [about Red, who just ran away after McQueen asked a favor of him] Where's he going?
Mater: Oh, he's just a little bit shy, and he hates you for killin' his flowers.

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Lightning McQueen: [about Doc] Crazy grandpa car.

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Lightning McQueen: [to Sally] Shall we cruise?
Lizzie: [appears from nowhere] Why, thank you, dear, I'd love to!
Lightning McQueen: No, not...
[Lizzie drags McQueen away]

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Mater: We'll talk later, Mater... hehe - later, Mater - that's funny!

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[listening to Lightning's complaints while hauling Bessie]
Doc Hudson: Music. Sweet music.

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Luigi: Oh, oh, oh, oh, I like your style. You drive the hard bargain, eh? OK, we make you a new deal. You buy one tire, I give you three for free!

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Luigi: This is it, my last offer: you buy one tire, I give you seven snow tires for free!

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Flo: Oo Ramone, mama ain't seen you that low in years!
Ramone: I haven't seen a road like this in years!

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Flo: Low and slow?
Ramone: Oh, yeah, baby!

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Fillmore: Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!

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Ramone: Oh, dude... are you crying?
Sheriff: No! I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!

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Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey! Who's touching me?
[Guido pops up]