48 Cars 2 Quotes (2024) #2

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Finn McMissile: [Captured with Holley in the Big Bentley clock] What are you doing?
Holley Shiftwell: Trying to turn back time. If I can just reverse the polarity...
Finn McMissile: Good job! Quick thinking, Holley!

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Grem: What are you laughing at?
Rod 'Torque' Redline: Well, I was wearing a disguise. You're stuck like that.

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[first lines]
Leland Turbo: [speaking into a video recorder] This is agent Leeland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don't call the

cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful! It's not safe out here!
[sees something offscreen, gets alarmed]
Leland Turbo: Transmitting my coords now. Good luck!
[leaves]

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[Finn McMissile has just tricked the lemons into thinking they've killed him after escaping from the oil platform]
Grem: He's dead, Professor.
Professor Zundapp: Wunderbar. With Finn McMissile gone, who can stop us now?
[We cut to Mater driving along Route 66 just outside Radiator Springs]
Mater: Mater, Tow Mater -

that's who - is heeere to help you!

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Finn McMissile: Being killed by a clock. Gives a whole new meaning to "Your time has come".

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Finn McMissile: Now, that's how I like to start the day - you never feel more alive than when you're almost dead.

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Mater: [in London] What's everyone on the wrong side of the road for?

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Finn McMissile: Mater, are these cars considered lemons?
Mater: Is the Popemobile Catholic?

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Finn McMissile: Mater, what would you say to setting up an informal task force on this one?
Mater: Wait. What?
Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one. I don't know, Finn. I ain't exactly been much help to anybody recently.

Finn McMissile: You're helping me. Please, Mater.
Mater: Well, OK. But you know I'm just a tow truck, right?
Finn McMissile: Right. And I'm just in the import-export business.

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Mater: [as he and Lightning McQueen are surrounded by The Lemons] Listen fellas... I know what you're goin' through. Many have been laughin' and makin' fun of my my whole life. But becoming rich and powerful beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make ya feel better.
Lemon: Yeah, but it's worth a shot!
[raises a machine gun at them when he's suddenly sprayed away by

the firetruck and the rest of the Radiator Springs gang attacks the others as well]

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Mater: Excuse me, ma'am.
[expels exhaust]
Mater: Dadgum pistachio ice cream.
Holley Shiftwell: This cannot be him.
Finn McMissile: Is he American?
Mater: [swinging his tow cable] Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky!
Holley Shiftwell: Extremely.

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Mater: What's a rendezvous?
Luigi: It's like a date.
Mater: A date?
Lightning McQueen: Mater, what's going on?
Mater: Well, what's going on is I've got me a date tomorrow.
Luigi: [Guido speaks Italian] Guido don't believe you.
Mater: Well,

believe it. My new girlfriend just said so. Hey, there she is. Hey! Hey lady! See ya tomorrow!
Luigi: [Guido speaks Italian] Guido still don't believe you.

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Lightning McQueen: The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know.
Mater: Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah.
Finn McMissile: We couldn't figure that one out, either.
Holley Shiftwell: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually

gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode.
Lightning McQueen: Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe.
Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead

wrong man...
[points to Sarge]
Fillmore: It was him.
Sarge: Once big oil, always big oil... man.

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Lightning McQueen: Look, Mater, we're not in Radiator Springs.
Mater: You're just noticing that? Boy, that jet lag really done a number on you.

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Sarge: [tasting gas in Italy] How do they do it? These are the same ingredients as back home, but it tastes so good.
Fillmore: It's organic, man!
Sarge: Treehugger.

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[McMissile is fighting Zundapp, who's using one of his ships to dispose of McMissile's weapons]
Professor Zundapp: Give it up, McMissile!
[McMissile uses his bombs on the ship's magnet and the ship blows up]

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Finn McMissile: Calculate the fastest way to...
Holley Shiftwell: [wings are suddenly appearing out of her] Done!
Finn McMissile: Oh, Miss Shiftwell...
Holley Shiftwell: They're standard issue now.
Finn McMissile: You kids get all the good hardware.