Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

When I was 20-something, 30, I fell down a flight of stairs and hurt my back. I went to a therapist who said don't get out of bed until you do certain stretches, and I've been doing them ever since. I guess I'm the original yogi.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

The death of your beloved is the hardest time of all.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

Going through war and living is a very important process. You realize how vulnerable you are and how lucky you are to be in the right place at the right time. As a matter of fact, I have a history of luck.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

I know Samantha Bee, and I know she's not a racist or anything.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

People ask me where I get my vitality, and to tell you the truth, I don't have a clue.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

The key to longevity is to interact with other people.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

Anybody who tells a very big lie is paid attention to. If you say, 'Shakespeare could not write. He was illiterate,' everybody says, 'Well, what do you know that we don't?' That's what Trump does all the time.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

I need to see a woman president in my lifetime. Or the first Jewish president.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

I've lived through the Great Depression.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

I love tweeting.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

I've done everything I've wanted to do. I have three children, I have grandchildren, I have books, I did movies, I've directed movies; I've done almost everything I've wanted to do.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was my labor of love. When asked the best thing I ever did - that was it. I wrote it originally for myself.

Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner

'New Girl' is funny. I love Zooey Deschanel. She's the most charming thing around.