Nick Jakoby: I think we might be in a Prophecy.
Daryl Ward: We're not in a Prophecy, all right?
Nick Jakoby: How do you know?
Daryl Ward: We're in a stolen Toyota Corolla.
Daryl Ward: No holes?
Nick Jakoby: Only the holes I was born with.
[pause]
Nick Jakoby: How are your holes?
Daryl Ward: How the fuck can you make a shootout awkward?
Nick Jakoby: Sorry. Sorry.
Nick Jakoby: [about the wand] This is like a nuclear weapon that grants wishes.
Nick Jakoby: You're fearless. You always know what to do. What you did tonight, that's what it takes for an Orc to get blooded. An act of great bravery. To me, you're like a blooded human.
Daryl Ward: I used to be like you. Think you can save everybody and fix everything and... Now I just pretend to be a good dude. You still are one.
OG Mike: Yo, that Fairy been all up in my crib, eating up my dog food and shit. I'm about to call the city, man.
Daryl Ward: I *am* the city. All right? You save your dime. Fairy lives don't matter today.
[laying dazed and singed on the ground]
Daryl Ward: Hey. Nick, the firemen are here. We should've been firemen.
Nick Jakoby: Yeah.
Daryl Ward: Hey, can I get a aspirin?
Daryl Ward: I need to know if you're a cop first, or an Orc first. I need to hear you say it.
Nick Jakoby: Ward, I... I wanted to be a cop since I was a little kid. I am nothing else. My badge means more to me than the air I breathe. So don't question me.
Kandomere: If you act like my enemy... you become my enemy.
Nick Jakoby: [after gangster picks up the wand] Where did they all go?
Daryl Ward: I think we're breathing 'em.
Nick Jakoby: When an Orc sees me, they see a man... a wannabe human. When humans see me, they see an animal. They hate me.
Daryl Ward: Drive it like you stole it!
Title Card: Only a Bright can control the Power of the Wand -The Great Prophecy 7:19
Daryl Ward: [Ward turns to cop who walked up behind him] Fuck is you squaring off on, bitch?
Pollard: That's magic right there. That's whatever you want. You want a million dollars? You want ten million? You wanna be taller or shorter? Make your dick bigger? You wanna go back in time, marry the girl who didn't blow you on prom night? That's how you do it, right there.
Daryl Ward: Well, clearly, we had different prom nights.
Nick Jakoby: Everywhere I go, why have orcs always gotta be the bad guys?
Rodriguez: Hey, don't look at me, man. Mexicans still get shit for the fuckin' Alamo.
Serling: You know how you know if you're a Bright? When you touch a Wand... with your bare hand... and don't explode. Would you do that? Die just to find out who you are? If I had a wand, I would.
Daryl Ward: The hell are you?
Leilah: I'm a warrior - a priestess - a lover. I am whatever my Lord needs me to be.
