Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, we started our real-life family circus. They provided the inspiration for my cartoons. I provided the perspiration.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the 'L' out of me.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I was portraying the family through my eyes. Everything that's happened in the strip has happened to me.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I had this desk alongside the most beautiful Australian 18-year-old girl with long brown hair, and I got up enough nerve to ask her for a date.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I did cartoons for four high school publications and then and there decided I wanted to spend my life at the drawing board.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Even the strictest religious person from the strictest religious sect allows a little levity. Today, they congratulate you for carrying the Christian message into the comics.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I like to feel that what I'm doing portrays this: a family where there is love between mother, father and the kids. It's a subject that is near and dear to me.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him by leaving them laughing and chuckling with one another.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Some may look on my work as being corny or old hat and wonder if my observations on the typical family are passe, what with the single-parent family and mixed family units.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Religion was a part of our home life when I was growing up. I attended Catholic school. It was a good education - for the spiritual end, as well as for its discipline.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

Rather than pinpointing any particular part of the country as a place where the family lives, I would prefer to have readers think we live just down the street from their own home.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That's more important to me than a laugh.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

I think it's a novelty for cartoon characters to cross over into another strip or panel occasionally.

Bil Keane
Bil Keane

When I was in high school at Northeast Catholic in Philadelphia in the late '30s, I found that drawing caricatures of the teachers and satirizing the events in the school, then having them published in our school magazine, got me some notoriety.