Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.
[Phil is cross-examining Corrine]
Phil D'Amato: And how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax?
Corinne: Since the day I met him
Phil D'Amato: And for the record, where did you work while attending medical school?
Corinne: Hooters
Phil D'Amato: No further questions?
Corinne: No!
Corinne: [under her breath] ... asshole!
[about the Kangaroo song]
Sonny: [to Julian] I can't take this shit. Are you serious?
[Julian continues jumping to the Kangaroo song]
Sonny: [under his breath; about the character in the song] Douchebag kangaroo.
Nazo: What are your cards?
Julian: I got a 6, a 5, a Jack, a 4 and a 8. I win!
Sonny: What do you mean "you win"? I had a hand just like that before, I didn't win?
Julian: Because I win.
Nazo: This is bullshit!
Sonny: Alright, take it easy man.
Nazo: Every time different cards, he still wins?
[Sonny is on the stand at the custody hearing for Julian]
Tommy: [stands up] Objection!
Lenny: Shut up, Tommy!
Tommy: [sits down] Sorry, Mr. Koufax.
Sonny: Where's Kevin?
Corinne: Oh, he already left. He forgot to say goodbye to you.
Sonny: Then why are you here?
Corinne: I'm cleaning because you're useless.
Sonny: Then are you going to go to your Hooters reunion? And talk about who's ass sticks out the most while wearing your
shorts?
Corinne: At least I can fit my ass in to my shorts, fatty.
Sonny: [Taking out leftover food from fridge] Speaking of fatty, whose is this?
Corinne: I don't know.
Sonny: I'm eating it then.
Sonny: Hey man, who won the Knick game?
Angry Guy: Who cares?
Sonny: Don't worry. He can't hold you down forever.
Angry Guy: What are you talking about?
Sonny: You know what I'm talking about.
Angry Guy: You're a loser.
Sonny: You're mad at your dad, not me. I forgive you.
Angry
Guy: [walking away crying] I am. I hate my father.
[Music playing in the background]
Layla: This is Styx.
Sonny: Yeah.
Layla: They've been my favorite band since I was, like, twelve.
Sonny: You're kidding me?
Layla: No, no, I can't help it, I just love them. My friends make fun of me all the time.
Sonny:
My friends make fun of me all the time, too. I've seen them, like, twenty-five times. Tommy Shaw, when I was, like, sixteen years old, I was at the concert, he actually reached out and grabbed my hand, pulled me up on stage, and I got to do the robot voice for Mr. Roboto!