Batman & Robin Quotes

Bruce Wayne: Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt.
Alfred: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone.
Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again.
Alfred: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the

same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family.
Bruce Wayne: I trust *you*, Alfred.
Alfred: But I shan't be here forever.

[Batman has taken beating from Bane and lies stunned on the ground. Ivy moves over to him]
Poison Ivy: [standing over Batman] There's something about an anatomically correct...
Poison Ivy: [she lies down next to him] ... rubber suit that puts *fire* in a girl's lips.
[Poison Ivy blows a cloud of lovedust in Batman's face]

Batman: [resisting] Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
Poison Ivy: [smiling seductively] Enough. Sweet talk...

Batman: [Batman bids for Poison Ivy] One million dollars!
Robin: [as does Robin] Two million!
Batman: You don't have it. Three million!
Robin: I'll borrow it from you! Four million!
Batman: Five million!
Robin: That's a utility belt not a money belt. Six million.

[Batman looks at Robin and then produces something from said-belt]
Batman: [firmly] Seven million.
[it's a credit card blazed with the Bat symbol. Expiration date: FOREVER]
Batman: Never leave the cave without it!
Poison Ivy: [amused by the squabble she's caused] You two boys aren't going to start fighting over

little old me, now are you?

Poison Ivy: Kill them, of course. But why stop there? Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?
Mr. Freeze: Yes! If I must suffer... Humanity will suffer with me! I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter! First... Gotham. And then... The

world!

Poison Ivy: Brother, dear... I heard you were blue!
Arkham Asylum Guard: [smitten] Don't mind us, ma'am. You can speak freely!
[Poison Ivy blows a cloud of lovedust in his face]
Poison Ivy: Oh I don't mind you at all!
[she blows a second cloud into the second guard's face]
Poison Ivy: [walking

and talking with the guards in tow] Men! The most *absurd* of God's creatures!
Poison Ivy: We give you life... and we can take it away *just* as easily!
Arkham Asylum Guard, Arkham Asylum Guard: [sarcasticly] Right. Whatever!
[laughs]
Poison Ivy: [putting a hand on the second guard's face] I really

*am* to die for...