Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Clint Barton: [takes out Wanda] Already tried the mind-control thing, not a fan!

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Wanda Maximoff: Ultron can't see the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Ulysses Klaue: [gives vibranium to Ultron] It's worth billions.
Ultron: [pays Klaue] And now, so are you. But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which."
Ulysses Klaue: Stark...
Ultron: What?
Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say

that... to me. You're one of his.
Ultron: What? I'm not... I'm not! You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean, look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is not...
[Ultron chops off Klaue's arm]
Ultron: I'm sorry. I am sor... Ooh! I'm sure that's going to be okay. I'm sorry, it's just I don't understand... Don't compare me

with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: [Flies in] Aww, Junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Natasha Romanoff: And how's little Natasha?
Laura: [holding her stomach] She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff: [to womb] Traitor.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Nick Fury: Outwit the platinum bastard.
Natasha Romanoff: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
Steve Rogers: You know what Romanoff...

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Laura: I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might...
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick
Tony Stark: [Enters barn and approaches tractor] Hello, "Deere". Tell me everything. What ails you.
Nick Fury: Do me a favor. Try

not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: [beat] Ms. Barton you little minx. I get it Maria Hill call you, right? Was she ever not working for you?

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Nick Fury: No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: I know you've suffered...
Ultron: Captain America. God's righteous man. Pretending you could live without a war. I can't actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it!

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Vision: You're afraid.
Ultron: Of you?
Vision: Of death. You're the last one.
Ultron: You were supposed to be the last.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Thor: No one has to break anything.
UltronTony Stark: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Tony Stark: [sees stolen Stark Industries missiles] Story of my life...

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

[the Hulk leaps aboard Ultron's aircraft as he makes his escape]
Ultron: Oh for God's sake!

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Steve Rogers: [to Banner] As the world's expert on waiting too long, don't. You both deserve a win.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come, to end the Avengers?
Ultron: I've come to save the world! But, also... yeah.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

[From trailer]
Tony Stark: No way we all get through this...
Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Laura: I see you with the Avengers, and, well...
Clint Barton: You don't think they need me?
Laura: Actually, I think they do. They're gods, and they need someone to keep them down to Earth.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Tony Stark: [the Avengers take turns to lift Thor's hammer] Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against ya if you can't get it up.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Vision: I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique... and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth. So he must be destroyed: every form he's built, every trace of his presence on the 'net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are and not what you intended. So there

may be no way to make you trust me.
[hands Thor his hammer]
Vision: But we need to go.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

[from trailer]
Ultron: [to the Avengers] I'm gonna show you something beautiful... people, screaming for mercy!

Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron

Tony Stark: [stabbed by Hulk] Right in the back? Dick move, Banner.