Christina Pagniacci: (Speaking to Tony) Why the hell do you think my father put me in charge you bullheaded moron!
Julian Washington: [to Willie Beamen] What the fuck you mean, I'm dying inside? Motherfucker. Kiss my Armani ass! You know what I did for this team? I'll take ya fuckin' life!
Commissioner: [of Christina Pagniacci] I honestly believe that woman would eat her own young.
Dr. Harvey Mandrake: [criticizing the young Dr. Ollie Powers for presuming to examine Jack 'Cap' Rooney] You're actually one of the few relatives that I can stomach, but - You're the internist; I'm the orthopedist, remember? Bone, muscle, joint: me; runny nose, diarrhea, gonorrhea, pink eye: you. Got it?
Dr. Harvey Mandrake: Perfect. Fuck. Ok stay here and get... butt fucked by 12 Neanderthals. Bitch
Dr. Ollie Powers: Where does it hurt?
Jack 'Cap' Rooney, #19: Right where you're touching it!
Jack Rose: Oh that's great! That's just FUCKING great! Did you get that?
Christina Pagniacci: [in passing a player in the locker room exposed in all his manhood] Don't stiffen on me.
Kevin Branson: Cherubini's down.
Dr. Harvey Mandrake: Cherubini! What did he fall off the bench?
Willie 'Alien' Beamen: [rapping] Gotta get to work, that's right. You know. Come on! Uh! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! You know my name, my name is Willie. Willie Beamen! I keep my ladies... creamin'! And all my fans... all them screamin'! Think you can defeat me? You are dreamin'!
Tony D'Amato: Candy ass, no-blocking bitches!
