[fleeing the monastery]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I want you to approach Miss Thing again...
Dave Buznik: No!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: ...with confidence! And if she says no this time, I will admit that I am a failure as a therapist and I will release you from my program.
Dave Buznik: You'll release me from your program
[Buddy nods]
Dave Buznik: Okay...
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [They stand up] Just go over there and repeat the following verbatim. "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."
Dave Buznik: Huh?
[They sit down]
Dave Buznik: Get outta here.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Trust me Dave. If you were calm as well as witty, she will respond.
Dave Buznik: I think witty went out the window with that whole pants-explosion thing.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: My offer stands.
Dave Buznik: So if I repeat that crazy shit you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard, and
get rejected, you'll release me from the program?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Exactly.
Dave Buznik: [about to be shot by angry man] Let me just ask you one question.
[singing]
Dave Buznik: Who's the pretty girl in the mirror there?
Lexus Man: [singing] What mirror where?
[shoots gun which is really water gun]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [while taking a shower] Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Mayor Rudy Giuliani: [In Yankees stadium] You can do it, David! Give her a five-second frencher!
Dave Buznik: Let me ask you guys something. Because of your profession, you probably have seen a lot of them. Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about?
Stacy: Alright you see this is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate. I like them when they're really big.
Gina: And I think it's better
when they're enormous.