Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
