Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I've always had my wrist slapped for being myself.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

People get really turned off by feminism.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I'm insanely close to my sister.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I am not a racist.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I am very into making up my own rules.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I can't hide my feelings. I'm efficient. I've always been that way.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I like people who are predictable.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I want people to live to their full potential, not to hold themselves back because of insecurities, and especially not women. I see too much of that.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

I love watching TV.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer

What's good about not being a model is that it's not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won't affect me. I have never gotten anything done because I'm, like, so gorgeous. I'm good-looking enough that I can work in the business.