Evelyn Williams: What about the past?
Patrick Bateman: We never really shared one.
Courtney Rawlinson: Listen Patrick, can we talk?
Patrick Bateman: You look... marvelous. There's nothing to say.
Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
Evelyn Williams: You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you don't just quit.
Patrick Bateman: Because I want to fit in.
Patrick Bateman: What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.
Patrick Bateman: Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
Craig McDermott: Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
Timothy Bryce: Don't you know anything about Sri Lanka? About how the Sikhs are killing like tons of Israelis over there?
Patrick Bateman: Mistletoe alert!
Victoria: [referring to the bloodstains on Bateman's sheets] What are those?
Patrick Bateman: Oh, uh, it's - cranberry juice. Uh, cran-apple.
Elizabeth: [to Christie the prostitute] What do you do?
Patrick Bateman: She's my... cousin.
Elizabeth: Mm-hmm.
Patrick Bateman: She's from... France.
Patrick Bateman: Hey, is that Donald Trump's car?
Patrick Bateman: [to drycleaner] If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
Patrick Bateman: [with prostitutes] We're not through yet.
Courtney Rawlinson: Will you call me before Easter?
Patrick Bateman: Maybe.
Donald Kimball: [about Paul Allen] And where did he go to school?
Patrick Bateman: Don't you know all this?
Donald Kimball: I just wanted to know if you know.
Patrick Bateman: [to Christie] Do you take credit card? Just joking.
Patrick Bateman: Negative. Cancel it.
