Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

Men die but an idea does not.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

Alan Jay Lerner
Alan Jay Lerner

Why can't a woman be more like a man?