No, I don't regret doing anything, and, you know, at the time, 'Monster-in-Law' was... I was so excited to get that part. I got to be in a big movie for a few months. I got work, and everybody on it was really nice, and it was a fun experience.
I immediately understood the general air of humiliation that comes with trying to do something as ridiculous as be an actor in Hollywood. It's just kind of an embarrassing endeavor.
There's certainly harder things in the world and the country to do than being an actor, but it's a particularly emotionally humiliating thing to do, that you don't really anticipate when you choose to do it. You don't really think that it's going to be quite so soul-crushing at times.
The great thing about New York is that you don't have to set out to do anything. Whenever I go without the kids, I walk all day and see the most interesting stuff. There's always some kind of drama playing out.
Going to the roof of the Empire State Building is pretty amazing for kids.
I had a double bacon cheeseburger at Chili's, and I lost a tooth in it. My tooth!
If I look at it and feel there is someone who can do it better, I won't do it. Whether it's 'Party Down' or 'Piranha 3-D,' I'm going to bring something to it to make it special.
I was an extra in a Tia Carrere music video.
I know that I am not entitled to anything, and when somebody thinks they are, that's a step in the wrong direction.
Growing up, I did not have many friends with parents who were together.
I can't imagine my wife and I ever splitting up. I can't imagine a life without her.
I'm just excited to watch my kids grow up.
The way Apatow works, you do it scripted a couple times, and then he just kind of lets you go and improvise.
'Rectify' is really good.
I did just about anything to pay the rent for a while.
I just like staying at home and eating and watching movies and running around in the back yard.
I love the people I work with and the stuff I've found and that's found me.
If I would have had the same opportunities when I was 22, there's a good chance I would have squandered them. I know my work wouldn't have been any good.
I'm an R.E.M. nerd and have been since I was 14.
I guess I'm used to TV where we don't really rehearse. You block it out, and then you just start shooting.
