Liz Lemon: You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
Kenneth Parcell: It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!
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Dennis Duffy: Hey dummy.
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Liz Lemon: What the what?
Liz Lemon: Jay Z was right about New York. Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
Jenna Maroney: The Kids Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symone for one day... but she knows what she did.
Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap
Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.
Jenna Maroney: Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
Colleen Donaghy: Tell him that his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.
Jack: Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Erectile dysfunction: it's not just a dog problem anymore.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: If you want the shot... you're going to have to dance for it.
Tracy Jordan: What did I tell you was the secret to having a good marriage and keeping it together, Kenneth?
Kenneth Parcell: Be a good listener, a giver of gifts and work that va-jay-jay.
Jack: I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.
Tracy Jordan: I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!
Liz Lemon: Where's my sandwich?
Tracy Jordan: I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks.
