Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz Lemon: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
Angie Jordan: My single "My Single is Dropping" is dropping.
Liz Lemon: Hey, nerds! Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.
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Jack: Good God Lemon!
Jack: We are lovers.
Liz Lemon: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza".
Kenneth Parcell: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Jenna Maroney: You look like that flashcard they told me means sadness.
Tracy Jordan: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.
Tracy Jordan: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do
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Liz Lemon: I want to go to there.
Tracy Jordan: Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?
Tracy Jordan: Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age.Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Tracy Jordan: I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant
Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
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Liz Lemon: Blurg.
