Andrea: "…. I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: Aha. Keep telling yourself that.
Ilona Andrews
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
Ilona Andrews
Rene looked at Grendel. What in the world is that?” That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. Is he chewing on a gun?
Ilona Andrews
You can’t blame me,” Ascanio said. Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even have a proper horse. You’re riding a mutant equine of unknown origin.” Don’t disrespect my donkey
Ilona Andrews
The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.
Cats & Dogs - Wie Hund und Katz
"Bist du"n Mutant oder sowas? Ich hab was in nem Comic gelesen!" ""Ich hab was in nem Comic gelesen" - du machst mich echt krank!!!"