Ilona Andrews
Ilona Andrews

Andrea: "…. I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.”
Kate: He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix."
Andrea: Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

Ilona Andrews
Ilona Andrews

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.

Ilona Andrews
Ilona Andrews

Rene looked at Grendel. What in the world is that?”
That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her.
Is he chewing on a gun?

Ilona Andrews
Ilona Andrews

You can’t blame me,” Ascanio said. Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even have a proper horse. You’re riding a mutant equine of unknown origin.”
Don’t disrespect my donkey

Ilona Andrews
Ilona Andrews

The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.

Cats & Dogs - Wie Hund und Katz
Cats & Dogs - Wie Hund und Katz

"Bist du"n Mutant oder sowas? Ich hab was in nem Comic gelesen!" ""Ich hab was in nem Comic gelesen" - du machst mich echt krank!!!"