He's the popular high school jock. She's the geek nobody can be bothered to speak to. You'll never guess what happens next! Well…you probably will.
String 'em up and watch the piggies squeal!
Behold the E4 Udderbelly! An Edinburgh Festival venue that's a ruddy inflatable cow!
In 1885 we invented music television. We just didn't bother telling anybody.
Big Shiny Films in your Dinky Little Home
Do I care? No I flipping well don't!
Chucking Spunky Tunes In Your Tellybox
Paris squashed against Britney in your gaff
Only we has got Six Chuffing Feet
I Scream! You Scream! We all ruddy well Scream!
