I’m having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent.
Let them call us nonentities. Who cares? A nonenitiy can be just as famous as anybody else if enough people know about him.
But let’s leave personalities out of this and just talk about me.
It’s silly to think that Presidents are born, because very few people are 35 years old at birth, and those who are won’t admit it.
Offend the other candidates, because they’ll be too busy talking to hear you, and besides, they might not vote for you anyway.
Ever since I threw my hat in the ring I have had myself shadowed, and the results were very entertaining.
Don’t go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.
Let’s all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country.
As we walk hand in hand through the pathways of knowledge, remember that I am giving you freely and without stint the full accumulation of my two months’ experience as a candidate.
So vote early and often. Don’t wait until Election Day.
Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time–and millions are doing nothing because it’s the best offer they’ve had this week.
I’m the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.
Who am I to talk? That’s a fair question, and one which deserves a better answer than I can give you.
I’ll make a prediction with my eyes open: that a woman can and will be elected if she is qualified and gets enough votes.
Now, I don’t pretend to know all the answers. I’m just a plain, ordinary, everyday genius who loves her fellow-man whenever possible.
When you learn to make everybody happy, you will possess the golden secret of how to milk the contented voters. But do it in such a way that they won’t think you want them to vote for you just because you need the money.
They need the money, and besides, they can think up other reasons if they try.
I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half.
I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
