When you jerk off, you’re saying Hey, I care about me.”
Andrew Dice Clay
I like a bush. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. And I hate when they put cologne on it. They dummy it up with cologne like you don’t know where you are. I like that nice natural scent of salmon.
Andrew Dice Clay
What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!