Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay

When you jerk off, you’re saying Hey, I care about me.”

Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay

I like a bush. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. And I hate when they put cologne on it. They dummy it up with cologne like you don’t know where you are. I like that nice natural scent of salmon.

Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay

What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!