Back to the Future
Back to the Future

Marty McFly: [locked in a car trunk] Let me outta here! Yo!
Marvin Berry: Yo, Reginald, where are your keys?
Marty McFly: The-the keys are in the trunk.
Marvin Berry: Say that again?
Marty McFly: I said the keys are in here.

WALL·E
WALL·E

Captain: Wait, that doesn't look like Earth. Where's the blue sky? Where's the-the grass?

Alien
Alien

Ripley: Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.
Ash: What is it, then?
Ripley: Well, I... it looks like a warning. I'm gonna go out after them.
Ash: What's the point? I mean by the-the time it takes to get there, you'll... they'll know if it's a warning or not,

yes?

Thor: Ragnarok
Thor: Ragnarok

Topaz: [to Grandmaster] We've located your cousin.
Grandmaster: Huh?... Oh good!...
[to Thor]
Grandmaster: You're going to love this!
[to Carlo]
Grandmaster: Hey cuz... We couldn't find you! What, have you been hiding?
Cousin Carlo: [Begging and whimpering] No!... I'm

sorry!
Grandmaster: [Nodding sympathetically] Mmhmm.
[Makes hand gesture like Nazi from Schindler's List]
Grandmaster: Carlo, I pardon you.
Cousin Carlo: [Nodding with clear relief] Oh, thank you!
Grandmaster: You're officially pardoned... from life!
[Melts Carlo into bubbling blue mess

and haze. The Grandmaster looks away in disgust]
Cousin Carlo: Aaauugh!
[to Thor]
Cousin Carlo: Help me!
Thor: [Watching this in wide-eyed horror] Oh... my... GOD!
Grandmaster: [Scrambling backwards] I'm stepping it. I'm stepping in it! Look! Wow!
Thor: Oh, the-the smell!


Grandmaster: What does it smell like?
Topaz: Burnt toast.

Juno
Juno

Leah: Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em.
Juno MacGuff: I'm Pregnant.
Bren: Oh, God.
Juno MacGuff: But, uh ah, I'm going to give it up for adoption and I already found the perfect couple, they're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything. And and what ah 30 or odd weeks we can just pretend

that this never happened.
Mac MacGuff: You're pregnant?
Juno MacGuff: I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning.
Bren: I didn't even know that you were sexually active.
Juno MacGuff:

I, uh...
Mac MacGuff: Who is the kid?
Juno MacGuff: The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.
Bren: Nails, really?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah!
Mac MacGuff: No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno?
Juno

MacGuff: Umm... It's Paulie Bleeker.
Mac MacGuff: Paulie Bleeker?
Juno MacGuff: What?
Mac MacGuff: I didn't think he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?

Armageddon
Armageddon

Harry Stamper: What's your contingency plan?
Truman: Contingency plan?
Harry Stamper: Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?
Truman: No, we don't have a back up plan. This is it.
Harry Stamper: And this is the best that you c - that the-the government, the

*U.S. government* can come up with? I mean, you-you're NASA for cryin' out loud, you put a man on the moon, you're geniuses! You-you're the guys that think this shit up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's

hope, that's what you're telling me?
Truman: Yeah.

Aladdin
Aladdin

Princess Jasmine: [after their magic carpet ride around the world] It's all so magical.
Aladdin: [as Prince Ali] Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: [sneakily] It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks. He really doesn't like flying either. Uh... that is... um... Oh, no!
Princess

Jasmine: [pulls off Aladdin's turban] You *are* the boy from the market. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn't figure it out?
Aladdin: No! I-I mean...

I-I hoped you wouldn't. Uh... no, that-that's not what I meant!
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.
Aladdin: The truth? The truth, um... The-the truth is, I... I-I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I-I really am a prince.
Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?


Aladdin: Well, you know, uh... um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?
Princess Jasmine: Hmm... Not that strange.

RED
RED

Sarah Ross: What do you suppose the-the punishment is for what we're doing here?
Frank Moses: Death... Maybe life in prison.
Sarah Ross: Awesome.

Bad Boys
Bad Boys

Julie Mott: Listen, I've just seen my best friend get murdered. And I'll only talk to Mike Lowrey.
Captain Howard: Why only Mike Lowrey? I have a detective here...
Julie Mott: None of your fucking business, all right? Either I talk to Lowrey or I'm gonna blow town.
Captain Howard: Mike! Mike, phone! Telephone!

Mike! H-He's coming... he's coming right now. Hold on, please. Hold on.
[offering the phone to Marcus]
Captain Howard: Talk to her.
Marcus Burnett: Captain, I ain't got time for these games.
Captain Howard: Talk to her. This is the-the witness, the girl at the hotel.
[into the receiver]
Captain

Howard: Yeah, here he... he's... he just got out of the john. Hold on.
[offering it to Marcus again]
Captain Howard: Talk to her now. If you don't talk now, she's gonna walk.
Marcus Burnett: Captain, I can't be no Mike, man.
Captain Howard: Just talk to her, now. She's gonna walk out. This is our witness.

Marcus Burnett: [through gritted teeth] Calm down!

Dirty Dancing
Dirty Dancing

Johnny: No, the-the way he saved her. I-I mean, I-I could never do anything like that. That was somethin'. I mean, the reason people treat me like I'm nothin' is because I'm nothin'.