Wreck-It Ralph
Wreck-It Ralph

Sergeant Calhoun: All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's "make your mamas proud" time!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mamma!

Tropic Thunder
Tropic Thunder

Tugg Speedman: [as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.

Just Go with It
Just Go with It

Fat Kid: Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!
Danny Maccabee: What? He put his face in my pee-pee!

You Don't Mess with the Zohan
You Don't Mess with the Zohan

The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?
Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.
The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive.
Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We

call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".
The Phantom: No.
Salim: Twenty-five percent.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.
The Phantom: Okay.
Salim: I get profits from store.
The Phantom: No.


Salim: Some profits.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store.
The Phantom: Okay. Within reason.
Salim: And... I want some of your wives.
The Phantom: How many wives you want?
Salim: Twenty.
The

Phantom: No.
Salim: I sleep with one wife.
The Phantom: No.
Salim: She give one pee-pee touch.
The Phantom: Okay.

Serpico
Serpico

Potts: [Late at night, Serpico walks into the bathroom, sees Potts looking out the window with binoculars] Hey, turn off the lights!
Serpico: Ah, Potts, I wanted to read. I wanted to wee.
Potts: Positions, positions! Positions like that you don't see in a pretzel factory.
Serpico: Now I gotta do my pee-pee in

the dark.
Potts: Oh, she's gotta be a nympho with positions like that.