Yeah, a lot of people think I'll be a tortured nutcase when they meet me.
You're not a nutcase if you want to go see a psychiatrist.
Lewis Bodine: She's a goddamn liar! Some nutcase seeking money or publicity, God only knows what. Like that Russian babe, Anesthesia.
[Mistaken name, intentionally kept in the scene]
Lewis Bodine: [walking towards the helicopter with Bobby following behind]
Lewis Bodine: Rose DeWitt Bukater died on the Titanic when she was
seventeen, right?
Brock Lovett: That's right.
Lewis Bodine: If she had lived, she'd be over a hundred by now.
Brock Lovett: One-hundred and one next month.
Lewis Bodine: Okay, so she's a very OLD goddamn liar! Look, I've already done the background on this woman all the way back to the twenties, when
she was working as an actress. An actress! There's your first clue, Sherlock! Her name was Rose Dawson back then. Then she marries this guy named Calvert, they move to Cedar Rapids and she punches out a couple of kids. Now Calvert's dead, and from what I hear Cedar Rapids is dead!
Brock Lovett: And everyone who knows about the diamond is supposed to be dead, or on this
boat, but she knows!
Allyson: Everyone in my family, like, turns into a nutcase this time of year.
Vicky: If I were you guys, I wouldn't celebrate either. I would just put up a Christmas tree instead. Skip over all the creepy Halloween shit, right? Does your grandma ever talk about it?
Allyson: Yeah, it's pretty much all she talks about. It defines her
life. She's been traumatized ever since.
Dave: Wasn't it her brother who, like, cold-blooded murdilated all those teenagers?
Allyson: No. That's just a bit that some people made up to make them feel better, I think.
Vicky: I mean, that is scary to have a bunch of your friends get butchered by some random crazy person.
Dave: Is it, though? Because, all things considered, there's a lot worse stuff that's happening today. And like, I mean, what, a couple people getting killed by one guy with a knife is not that big of a deal.
Vicky: Dude, her grandmother was almost fucking murdered.
Dave: And she escaped, and they caught him, and now he's
incarcerated. I-I'm just saying, like, by today's standards...
Vicky: Just shut the fuck up, Dave. Shut up.
Eddie Lomax: [Speaking very quickly] Whoo! That's my secretary. She is terrific. She's got a nutcase for a husband. He's a truck driver. He moved here to be close to Graceland. Reason why? He thinks he's Elvis. What do you think his name is? It's Elvis! Elvis Aaron Hemphill. I run across some strange things on this job. Some things you would never spray paint on an overpass.