The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Allan Sherman
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
Diane Lane
Playing dead is difficult with a full bladder.
Jean Kerr
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
Joe E. Lewis
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
John Lithgow
When people are taking something extremely seriously, that's the time to take out the pig's bladder.