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Dale Denton: [talking about his girlfriend] I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really, like, funny and do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb fuckin' stinky-ass turd when I'm there.
Saul: What?
Dale Denton:

It sucks for my ego.
Saul: Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

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Clark: Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilarious today in Drama Class.
Angie Anderson: Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me piss my pants.
Clark: Oh, I wish.