Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice.
Prince Andrew
Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.
Cinderella
[after creating a coach, horses, a coachman, and a footman for Cinderella]
Fairy Godmother: Well, hop in my, dear. We can't waste time.
Cinderella: But, uh...
Fairy Godmother: Uh, uh, now, now, now, don't-don't try to thank me.
Cinderella: Oh, I wasn't... I mean, I do, but-but don't you think my
dress...
Fairy Godmother: Yes, it's lovely, dear, lov...
[realizing]
Fairy Godmother: Good Heavens, child! You can't go in that.