Buchan Quotes

School Reporter: So, how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?
Max Fischer: We shook hands.
School Reporter: Big deal.
Max Fischer: And I gave her my phone number.
School Reporter: Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now.
Max Fischer: What? Just tell that foreign

Scottish guerilla to shut his fat face. That's my best friend's mother he's talking about.
School Reporter: I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner.
Max Fischer: What are you, a lawyer?