Chi Chi Rodriguez
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I got even. I started beating him up. And that felt really good.

Mark E. Smith
Mark E. Smith

The only good Philip K. Dick film is 'Total Recall.' It's faithful to the book. Arnie gets it.

Sully
Sully

[after landing on the Hudson successfully with passengers and crew being assisted off the ferry boat]
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: Dan, I need to know who's hurt and how badly and I need a count... 155, that's my number... That's passengers and crew
Dan Britt: OK, and how are you?
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: I'll answer

that question when we've counted 155
Dan Britt: All right
[later on in the hospital and Arnie walks in]
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: Arnie, The union is pulling out all the big guns today, huh
Arnie Gentile: Talked to Dan Britt, Sully... got a count... 155
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: 155

Arnie Gentile: It's official... 155
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: 155... 155... Thank you Arnie

Anger Management
Anger Management

Older Arnie Shankman: Did you get it on with my sister?
Dave Buznik: Over and over again. And she moaned like a wildebeast.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Wildebeast!

Anger Management
Anger Management

Dr. Buddy Rydell: So Peanut likes the spicy humor. Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper you told me earlier about the great Buddha.
Older Arnie Shankman: Oh, what did you say about Buddha?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave said, "How does a guy who weighs over six hundred pounds have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?"

Traffic
Traffic

[Carlos has just had Arnie killed]
Helena Ayala: [2:16:41] Who was that?
Carlos Ayala: Oh that was Arnie. He can't make it to the barbecue.