Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I got even. I started beating him up. And that felt really good.
[after landing on the Hudson successfully with passengers and crew being assisted off the ferry boat]
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: Dan, I need to know who's hurt and how badly and I need a count... 155, that's my number... That's passengers and crew
Dan Britt: OK, and how are you?
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: I'll answer
that question when we've counted 155
Dan Britt: All right
[later on in the hospital and Arnie walks in]
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: Arnie, The union is pulling out all the big guns today, huh
Arnie Gentile: Talked to Dan Britt, Sully... got a count... 155
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: 155
Arnie Gentile: It's official... 155
Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger: 155... 155... Thank you Arnie
Dr. Buddy Rydell: So Peanut likes the spicy humor. Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper you told me earlier about the great Buddha.
Older Arnie Shankman: Oh, what did you say about Buddha?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave said, "How does a guy who weighs over six hundred pounds have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?"