Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
