Howard Ratner: This is me! This is how *I* win.
Howard Ratner: And who's this guy?
Julia: It's this guy The Weeknd.
Howard Ratner: What the fuck is The Weeknd?
Julia: He's gonna be major, even though he's from Canada.
Howard Ratner: This guy looks stupid.
Howard Ratner: I know. I know. Jews and colon cancer. What *is* that? I thought we were the chosen people.
Howard Ratner: Come on! KG. This is no different than that. This is me. All right? I'm not a fuckin' athlete, this is *my* fuckin' way. This is how *I* win. All right?
Howard Ratner: Holy shit I'm gonna cum.
Howard Ratner: That's a million-dollar opal you're holding. Straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe. I mean this is old-school, Middle-earth shit.
Howard Ratner: Fuckin' from stone to stone. Garnett's a stone, you know that.
Demany: And what the fuck is it wit' you Jewish niggas and basketball anyway? 'Uh? Shucks.
Howard Ratner: I'll have you know the first two points scored in the NBA was a Jew.
Demany: Yeah, yeah, who what, Fred Flintstein?
Howard Ratner: No. Ossie Schectman, 1946, played for the Knicks.
Dinah Ratner: You know what, Howard?
Howard Ratner: [face-to-face] Say yes. What?
Dinah Ratner: I think you are the most annoying person I have ever met. I hate *being* with you, I hate *looking* at you... And if I had my way I would never - see you - again.
Howard Ratner: I made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's - about to pay off.
High Roller: [rapidly] Last year I made 125 million dollars. I don't even know what to do with my money anymore. I have nobody to spend it with, nobody to enjoy my life with anymore. It's horrible! Today is the big day for me. I met you, you're hot! You wanna have a drink when we get there?
Howard Ratner: That's your fault!
[hits Coach Rivers on the TV screen; speaking loudly:]
Howard Ratner: You see that other guy though, Phil? One'a your boys from Boston? You had some boys in Boston? You'll see what I'm talkin' - hang on! This fucker? Is that one'a your boys, that fat fuck? Looks like you. Looks like one'a your boys.
Kevin Garnett: A million dollars is more is my point, you understand?
Howard Ratner: Well - you wanna win by one point or fuckin' thirty points, KG? Right? I see ya out there when the fuckin' stadium's all booin' ya! You're thirty up, you're still goin' full tilt!
Man on Street: Ey. Good Pesach.
Howard Ratner: All right, Larry. You're a Jew again? Welcome back!
Doc Rivers: [hoarsely] I need everyone in here - to lock in - KG! *Look* at KG! Remember this: If you wanna go quickly, do it alone. But if ya wanna go far, you do it - together. We're like roaches! And you can't kill us.
