Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
[repeated line]
Dale Cooper: Damn good coffee!
Dale Cooper: Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.
James Hurley: When did you start smoking?
Donna Hayward: I smoke every once and a while. Helps relieve tension.
James Hurley: When did you get so tense?
Donna Hayward: When I started smoking.
Giant: The owls are not what they seem.
Leland Palmer: Through the darkness of future past / The magician longs to see / One chants out between two worlds / Fire walk with me. I'll catch you with my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I will kill again!
Deputy Tommy 'Hawk' Hill: One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the Cycle Of Life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy.
Dale Cooper: Ask me why I'm whittling.
Sheriff Truman: I give up. Why are you whittling?
Dale Cooper: Because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not go faster.
Man from Another Place: Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song... and there's always music in the air.
The Log Lady: One day my log will have something to say about this.
Man from Another Place: When you see me again, it won't be me.
Laura Palmer: I feel like I know her... but sometimes my arms bend back.
Windom Earle: The only thing Columbus discovered was that he was lost!
Dale Cooper: [Lucy pours Cooper a cup of coffee. He takes a sip and promptly spits it out]
Dale Cooper: Damn fine coffee! And hot!
Jerry Horne: I am 100% sure that we're not completely sure.
Major Briggs: Achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it.
Dale Cooper: I believe I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.
FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield: Any relations with the dwarf?
Sheriff Truman: Jelly donuts?
Dale Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
Hank Jennings: You're his whore, Norma.
Norma Jennings: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
Jerry Horne: Sheriff, your 24 hours are up. I demand you to arrest my client or release him!
Sheriff Truman: Ben Horne, you are under arrest for the murder of Laura Palmer.
Ben Horne: Great move, Jer.
