Shazam!
Shazam!

Shazam: Say my name!
Freddy Freeman, Mary Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi: BILLY!
Shazam: No, no! Not my name, the name I said to transform into this guy!
Freddy Freeman, Mary

Bromfield, Darla Dudley, Pedro Peña, Eugene Choi: SHAZAM!

Shazam!
Shazam!

Billy Batson: SHAZAM!

Shazam!
Shazam!

[Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
Shazam: Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
[Shazam takes gun of out robber's hand]
Freddy Freeman: Billy, look out!
[the other robber shoots him, the bullet ricochets off him]
Freddy Freeman: Bullet immunity. You have

bullet immunity!
Shazam: [shocked] I'm bulletproof.
[they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious]
Freddy Freeman: [filming on his phone] Today is December 8th, and this video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
Shazam: [hands back the robber's gun] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of

you! Come on. Go to town.
Freddy Freeman: Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face.
Shazam: Shoot me in the face. In the face?
[both robbers shoot Shazam in his face and the bullets ricochet off him]
Shazam: It kinda tickles.
[turning back to the

robbers]
Shazam: You're dead.
[both robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
Shazam: [walking out of store with junk food] Sorry about your window.
Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
Shazam: But you're welcome for not getting robbed!

Shazam!
Shazam!

Freddy Freeman: Flight or invisibility. If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why?
Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
Freddy Freeman: No, no, 'cause heroes fly. And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? But

invisibility, no way. That's pervy. Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villian power, right?

Shazam!
Shazam!

Freddy Freeman: All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home?
Shazam: Looking like this?
Freddy Freeman: Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.

Shazam!
Shazam!

Mister Mind: [laughs] Primitive symbols. You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings, you assume there's only one means to gain magic. No, no, no, there are more ways than a mind can imagine.
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: What in God's name...?
Mister Mind: I name the gods, Doctor, not the other way around. Oh, what fun we're going

to have together. The Seven Realms will soon be ours.

Shazam!
Shazam!

Freddy Freeman: [meets Billy; about his and Billy's foster parents] They seem nice, but don't buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
Billy Batson: [becomes nervous]
Freddy Freeman: Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid, you got it all!"

Shazam!
Shazam!

Shazam: [Shooting lightning bolts, to the tempo of the opening notes of "Eye Of The Tiger" from "Rocky"] Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.

Shazam!
Shazam!

[Shazam takes his siblings to a strip club]
Darla Dudley: Why are you covering my eyes?
Mary Bromfield: Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow!
Darla Dudley: Why can't I see what's inside?
Mary Bromfield: You are not old enough!
Darla Dudley: Old enough to know that

was great music!

Shazam!
Shazam!

Shazam: I can't talk to fish! Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool?
Freddy Freeman: [wearing an Aquaman shirt] I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
Shazam: Oh yeah... well, that's not THAT cool.

Shazam!
Shazam!

Freddy Freeman: Hey! Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her is not gonna make her less scared, okay?
Shazam: Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me. A wizard made me like look this.
Freddy Freeman: Maybe don't start with "wizard." It's just gonna make her more confused.
Freddy

Freeman: Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, "Shazam."
[turns back into Billy]
Freddy Freeman: Verbally triggered body-manipulation properties! You can switch by saying, "Shazam."

Shazam!
Shazam!

Rosa Vasquez: Please don't say anything weird to Billy.
Freddy Freeman: You mean like how the Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine?

Shazam!
Shazam!

Shazam: [to Doctor Thaddeus Sivana] You're like a bad guy, right?

Shazam!
Shazam!

Super Hero Eugene: [using a lightning blast to fight one of the Sins] Hadouken!

Shazam!
Shazam!

Freddy Freeman: You know, I like you like this. This is so cool. I mean, no offense, but, like, at first you were kinda like the opposite of how Darla is.
Shazam: A dick?
Freddy Freeman: Your words. Not mine. But yeah.

Shazam!
Shazam!

Shazam: [to a female passerby] Oh, hey. What's up? I'm a superhero.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers.
Shazam: No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're, like the same age.

Shazam!
Shazam!

The Wizard: Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.

Shazam!
Shazam!

Shazam: You're the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
Freddy Freeman: That's Batman. Can I?
Shazam: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Freddy Freeman: [touches the lightning bolt on Shazam's costume]
Shazam: It's crazy, right?
Freddy Freeman:

What're your superpowers?
Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!

Shazam!
Shazam!

[Billy gets a phone call]
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: Come home, Billy. Come home.
Freddy Freeman: [screaming] Supervillain! Supervillain!

Shazam!
Shazam!

Freddy Freeman: Supervillain! Supervillain!
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: Worse. Much worse.
Freddy Freeman: Radioactive anthromorph? Psychic energy manipulator? I won't let you read my mind! My mind is blank! You can't get in!
Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: I don't have to read your mind. Because you're going to tell me

everything.