Mickey Milkovich: Alright shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I'm calling and you not picking up! I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back, Ian! I'm worried about you. I love you. Call me back.
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Lip Gallagher: I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!
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Lip Gallagher: Facts cannot be racist. Many Irish are drunks. Many French smell. Most Chinese hate children, that's why they sell them to Americans.
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Mickey Milkovich: Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you!
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Veronica Fisher: [while giving birth] OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet. I'm havin' a damn litter!
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Frank Gallagher: [shouting while walking around the Chicago waterfront and drinking a beer] I'M *ALIVE,* MOTHERFUCKER!